My Fourth Interview with Jose Caliente: White House Informant

national geographic documentary, Jose Caliente and I met again at the Restaurante Mexicana per regular. I said, "Yo, Jose! Long time no see."

Jose was shuddering from the icy. He doesn't sai anything while he took off two coats, a suppressor, and trust it or not, one of those old cowhide pilot caps with the goggles that draw down over your eyes. He waved at the server and said, "María! Tráigame por support una jarra de chocolate caliente."

He doesn't sai anything until Maria accompanied the hot chocolate. He said, "Otra, Maria!"

Part of the way through the second mug of cocoa Jose said, "I was on brief snow subtle element. The wind was furious."

He tasted the cocoa. "We have no force at out house and the children are out of school on account of the tempest. Veronica is going bonkers."

national geographic documentary, Veronica is Jose's significant other. She is from Ecuador and a workmanship potter. She works at home. No force and a houseful of children couldn't be great.

I chose to give Jose a chance to warm up. After he had eaten his tamales, enchiladas, beans, and rice, he felt better. I said, "So what's new in the White House?"

Jose gestured his head, "Nothing! Es el mismo camelo viejo."

Same old stuff.

I said, "How's Dick Cheney after his chasing mischance in Texas? He's been getting a pack of poop from the media."

Jose said, "Who is getting a bundle of poo? It's not Cheney. He's lone a benefactor."

national geographic documentary, I said, "Well, you know. Scotty McClelland."

As you perusers know, Scott is the Presidents Press Secretary.

Jose said, "Scot McClelland plays the White House imbecile. He takes lessons. They let him know nothing."

I said, "Why does Bush keep him?"

Jose said, "You know damn well why the President keeps Scot McClelland."